[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting you"
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[ ] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blonde.
TOTAL: 3

[ ] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[ ] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
TOTAL: 1

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less. (three fingers on EACH HAND 8< )
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire. (my sleeve- open flame- power outage T__T)
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling
TOTAL: 2

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.
TOTAL: 2

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally... (x.x)
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
TOTAL: 4

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[ ] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[ ] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[ ] The word “um” is used frequently.
[ ] You don’t know what “um” means.
[ ] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
TOTAL: 1

TOTAL SCORE: 13...wow...I'm pretty stupid...

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am ___% mentally ill

HOW MUCH DO YOU COST?

Natural Hair Color
[ ] Black - $100
[ ] Blonde - $50
[ ] Red - $75
[X] Brown - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other - $2

Eye Color
[ ] Brown - $150
[X] Green - $75
[ ] Blue - $50
[ ] Hazel - $100
[ ] Other - $15

Height
[ ] Over 7' - $200
[ ] 6'8" to 7' - $175
[ ] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150
[X] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75
[ ] 4'9" to 5'4" - $50
[ ] Under 4'9 - $45

Age
[ ] 41 to 50 - $150
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[X] 19 to 20 - $25
[ ] 0 to 18 - $100

Birth Order
[ ] Twins (or more) - $300
[X] First Born - $300
[ ] Only Child - $250
[ ] Second Born - $150
[ ] Middle Child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $200
[ ] Third Born - $100
[ ] Fourth Born - $100
[ ] Fifth Born - $375

Drink?
[X] No - $400
[ ] Only holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] Only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle

Total so far | $890

Vision
[X] perfect vision - $300
[ ] Have glasses/contacts but don't (usually) wear them - $200
[ ] No correction - $100
[ ] Glasses - $50
[ ] contacts - $25
[ ] Surgical correction - $135

Family's Car Color(s)
[X] White - $2,000
[ ] Maroon - $800
[ ] Gold - $700
[ ] Gray - $600
[ ] Blue - $900
[ ] Pink - $475
[ ] Black - $450
[ ] Red - $400
[ ] Green- $350
[ ] Silver $300
[ ] Purple- $250
[ ] Metallic - $200
[ ] Yellow - $100
[ ] Primer - $75
[ ] Tan- $20
[ ] Rusted - $15
[ ] No Car - $0

Shoe Size
[ ] Over 13 - $300
[ ] 12 1/2 to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $700
[ ] 10.5 - 650
[X] 7 to 10 - $600
[ ] Under 7 - $550

Total so far | $3790

Favorite Colors (Only 3)
[X] Green - $750
[X] Black - $600
[ ] Red - $800
[ ] Yellow - $475
[ ] Brown - $50
[X] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[ ] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
[ ] Other - $ 50

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes - $0
[ ] On Some - $750
[X] No - $1000

Total so far $6365

How many people are you going to tag?
[ ] Over 61 - $250,000
[ ] 51 - 60 - $100,000
[ ] 41 - 50 - $50,000
[ ] 31 - 40 - $10,000
[ ] 21 - 30 - $5,000
[ ] 11 - 20 - $1,000
[ ] 1 - 10 - $500
[X] 0 -$500

Total | $6865

I don't know what to do. I don't know anything about music and I want to be both a Fashion Designer and a Composer for music. I'm acutally really leaning towards the Fashion design right now. I love music, but I had an "audition" today for my Chamber Music class and it was waaaaaay embarassing. Ugh! I played oboe and I sucked. I am totally not worth 6865 dollars.

What You Have:
[X] Mother
[X] Father
[] Step-Father
[] Step-Mother
[] Step-Sister
[] Step Brother
[X] Brother
[] Brother In Law
[X] Sister
[] Sister In Law
[] Half sister
[] Half brother
[] Nephew
[] Niece
[] Girlfriend
[] Boyfriend
[X] Cell phone
[] Have/had a Swimming pool
[] Have/had a Hot tub
[X] Guestroom (depends on in what house)
[X] Living Room
[] Game Room
[X] Computer
[X] TV
Total: 9

[] Full size or bigger bed
[] More than 8 pairs of shoes
[X] Sunglasses
[X] Watch
[X] MP3 Player/iPod that works (barley)
[] PS2 that works
[X] Xbox that works
[] Nintendo DS or PSP that works
[X] Gameboy/Advance
[X] Gamecube
[] Wii
[] PS3
[X] Laptop (had one.. mourn it)
Total so far: 16

[] Basketball/Netball hoop
[] Air hockey table
[] Pool table
[X] Ping pong table
[] Fooseball table
[] Volleyball net (how about badminton net??)
Total so far: 17

[X] Nightstand
[] Stereo in bedroom
[] DVD player in bedroom
Total so far: 18

[X] Goes shopping at least once a week
[X] AIM/MSN
[X] Camera/or on phone
Total so far: 21

[] Electric or gas scooter/4x4/motor cycle/car/go-cart
[X] Guitar/drums/bass guitar/guitar hero
[X] Piano/Keyboard
[X] Any other instrument
[] Been on a cruise
[X] Traveled out of the state (try country/continent)
[] Had a personal trainer
[X] Expensive jewelery
[X] Met a singer/band/actor/actress
Total so far: 27


[X] Straightener/curling iron
[X] Have been to a batting cage (there are none here)
[X] Have $50 on you right now
[X] Credit card or atm and or debit card of bank card
[] Have/had a massive tv
[X] Mirror in your room
[X] You have about two closets in your room (clothing space)
[X] 2 or more bedrooms in your house (what house again?)
[X] Been to Las Vegas
[] Been to the Bahamas
[X] Been to Mexico
[X] Have over 5 trophies in your room or medals or ribbons
Total so far: 37

[X] Your Parents have a car
[X] You have a car
[] You/parents own or owned a Jet Ski/boat
[] Have owned or own skis/snowboard
Total so far: 39

[X] Been camping
[X] Been to 3+ states (countries count right?)
[X] 100+ buddies on facebook/myspace/aim
Total so far: 42

[X] Home cooked meal almost everyday
[] Been in a limo
[X] Been in an airplane
[X] Own/owned a camcorder
[X] Own a computer
Total so far: 46

0 or less = Bum
1-22 = Poor emo
[23-33 = Average Teen
34-44 = Upper class teen
45- up = Rich brat

Supposedly I'm a rich brat...but I'm no teenager either...well, technically I am. Whatever. I am rich according to this thinggy...

1. YOUR REAL NAME:
Santiago

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle.)
Santizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color and favorite animal)
Purple Octopus...lol...what the hell.

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and street you live on/or neighborhood if it's a number)
Luis Belair

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Cassa...Mi casa es su cassa...

6. YOUR SUPERHERO/CRIMINAL NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)
Black Mocha Frapuccino...lol.

7. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, 1st letter of your last name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and last letter of your moms first name).
Ascoima...lol...What?!?

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (parent's middle names).
Antonio Marta...Woooh.

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)
Black Oliver

10. YOUR PORN NAME: (your first pet's name, the street you lived on with that pet)
Picasso Los Ranchitos...Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

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HELLO EVERYONE, I HAVEN'T BEEN ON HERE IN A WHILE, I WAS BUSY GETTING STRONGER...why are you doing this?...DINMACIL...NATHANIEL-DEL-VALLE...I'M BACK


~LOVE

YAHNG...MUAHAHAHAHAHA